Thursday, May 25, 2006

How The Mighty Have Fallen

I felt I needed to actually write a post this time instead of just posting pics and vids.

Now in the past year my life has changed dramatically as you ALL know. I have two new best friends and things are going great. As I look back a year ago I can remember how different my life really was. The things I was doing, the people I met and the freedom I had.

Please don't get me wrong, I AM NOT COMPLAINING... I am actually enjoying my new life, but I do have to share this one story.

Sometimes it hits me and some times it doesn't. Well let me tell ya, he hit me hard Tuesday night.

If I was confused about how much my life isn't much different a year ago than today then this was a reality check...

I had tickets to the Red Sox game. It was my day off and my buddy was free that day as well. We took our time going to the ballpark. We got down there early to eat and have a few drinks. Well...

So here I am getting my groove on at the bar. I'm looking around and it's quite obvious that I am the hottest guy there. I'm working it. I'm feeling good. I haven't been out in a while. I'm doing my Quagmire head bob saying my gigady's every time a women walks by when... How embarrassing is this? The cute beer wench comes up and takes our drink order. It's my turn to pay so when she comes back I reach into my back pocket acting all cool and suave when out comes flying a...



SAVE $2.00 ON HUGGIES DIAPERS COUPON... There was also a 75 cent off on Huggies Baby Wipes and $1.50 off Huggies Bath & Body Products.


WOW!!! I'm glad I'm not single anymore. All I could do was smile...

Then it hits me. My life has officially changed. The anvil hit me on the head and I get it now.

So of course I tell Baby Anthony this story. He seemed to find it very amusing. He's probably sitting there crapping himself thinking, "It's about time he grew up and took some responsibility."

And since he has the blood of his mommy and daddy running through his veins, when I finished the story he had one response for me...






I BELIEVE HE JUST GAVE ME THE FINGER...

Monday, May 22, 2006

New Toy

So I'm probably going to annoy you guys with endless videos, but I don't care.

At 4:30 this morning, little Anthony decided to wake himself up along with Daddy with a monstrous poop. I swear the apartment shifted. The apple does not fall far from the tree. I changed his loaded diaper, which he seems to think is awfully funny and I got some clips of that, but as we played I decided to make this...

Enjoy and turn up the volume.

Create your own video at One True Media

Friday, May 19, 2006

I'm Getting Wicked Smart!

I've been trying to figure out how to add videos to my blog for some time now. Who knew that if I did more than five minutes of research I would have solved this problem a looong time ago.

As you can figure out I have some videos of Baby Anthony. So you will be seeing some of those real soon.

As for now check out this clip I found. Nothing better than messing with mother nature...


By the way... If you look closely, at the end of the clip you can see a pregnant Catdoggg in the background...

Thursday, May 18, 2006

If You're Happy And You Know It...

CLAP YOUR HANDS







If You're Happy And You Know It...





Punch your face





If You're Happy And You Know It...





Make a left turn signal






If you're happy and you know it and you really wanna show it...


If You're Happy And You Know It...




Stick out your tongue




Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Like Father, Like Son

So if you haven't figured it out yet. I like to take photos of my child. So many photos that I will neglect an immediate diaper change for a smile... A feeding for a drooling pic... A burping for a scream, a swaddling for a dress up pic, and nap time for a Father and Son moment...

Now, if you don't think we're alike yet...

Take a look,


Photo-Op





Practicing Hot Potato





Who Farted???





It Burns!!!





WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Smiles and Cries

"You gotta control your smiles and cries. No one can take them away... They're all we really have."


Spoken with conviction by Ethan Hawke in the movie "Training Day." Actually I think he was high off PCP, but who cares about the details?.?.?.


I believe in that and Baby Anthony is soon believing in that...


I love waking up with Daddy.




He's so funny looking, he makes me laugh



I'm done smiling, or am I? I'm holding..




Hold...



Hold...





And release...


I gotta go now. Anthony is starting to learn to control his cries...

Thursday, May 04, 2006

He Had A Smiley Face...

I guess through better judgment I decided to take the photo off that I had of Baby Anthony posing for Playgirl. I thought it was great and I had covered up Captain Winky with a smiley face, but I guess there are too many sickos out there. From what I'm told that prison island they call Australia is loaded with them...

If you want to see the photo and I know who you are then I'll be happy to send it to you.

In the meantime take a look at these lost pics of Baby Anthony's Waterworld II audition....


They call me Squishy...






Geez, you're freaking hands are cold...







I'm not supposed to stare at the camera am I...

The Next Jackass

Do you remember Chris Pontius from Jackass when he posed for playgirl??? Well this is Baby Anthony's version...

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Driving Miss Daisy

For those of you lucky enough to experience the ride of your life with Miss Catherine, you'll be able to relate to this story. Actually there really isn't much of a specific story this time. Just an overall opinion of her driving. When you become a passenger in Catdoggg's car you tend to do one of a few things.

1) Close your eyes and pray....

2) White knuckle yourself holding onto the Oh Shit Handles...

3) A plethora of alcoholic beverages should numb the experience...

4) Make a permanent dent on the floor board trying to hit your invisible brakes...

5) Man Up!!!

One of my many discussions with the Catdoggg was that she slow down and drive a little bit more cautious with Baby Anthony in the car. She said she has and I think I believe her. I know it's tough for her when she's not supervised, but I must take her word.

Until....

Catdoggg's pulls up to my place one day with Baby Anthony and this is what I see...




You do the math...