Thursday, June 29, 2006

I'm Back!!!

Sorry for the delay folks. Just been so busy. You know how it is. When you go away on vacation you need another vacation when you get back. Trying to catch up on work and all the normal trivial things that you have to maintain, along with trying to find to time to drink and workout and drink. Geez, this is tough.

Anyway, vacation was great. Little Anthony is awesome. I have plenty to share but a few of you have been chopping at the bit to see pictures so I'm gonna upload a few Anthony pics for your viewing pleasure.

Enjoy...


Too cool!!!



Chilling like Bob Dylan.





Cool Maxing like Michael Jackson.




Where did my shades go???




We're in the Army now..





Is that a grenade???

Sunday, June 11, 2006

VACATION!!!!

After Catdoggg gets done with her stupid double header today, we will be embarking on our first family vacation down in Newport, Rhode Island.

Very excited...

A) Family Vacation

B) Get to see Little A on the beach

C) Can get drunk

D) Hanging with friends

E) I'm not WORKING!!!!

So, the blog won't be updated for a week and I thought I HAD to pass this along since I finally have an excuse why I won't update.


Of course if I never mentioned it most of you probably would have thought I was being lazy again.

I don't think I'll be able to find a computer down there and quite honestly, I DON"T CARE!!!

I'm sure I'll have plenty of new pics and countless stories to share. So please stay tuned...

So some of you get your fix because Blogger blew the big one lately. Here are some new Anthony photos.

Take care guys...



Yes, his pants are on his head. Definitely learned that one from Daddy





Could he look anymore Irish???





Fat and Happy





OH MY GOD!!! He's been eaten by a bear!!! I don't think he likes it...

Evidence

Just so you guys know that I wasn't exaggerating. Here is the proof...



Friday, June 09, 2006

Mrs Miyagi Is The Mother Of My Child!!!!

What a crazy weekend? I think we had a little bit of everything this past weekend. Between Baby Anthony's Christening along with the party it seemed to never end. I think everyone had an incredible time.

There are many things to post but I would like to start off with Saturday night.

We had the Christening rehearsal or whatever you call it. I wasn't really paying too much attention. Sorry God. The only thing that I got out of Saturday;s rehearsal was that Baby Anthony was exorcised. So no spewing of green vomit while his head spins from him anytime soon. Instead all his vomit will be milk based instead.

Catdoggg and myself had dinner afterward with my sister and her man Craaaaaig, (as she likes to call him). After a very good meal and two bottles of wine later we decided since we have a baby sitter that we should go out for a few more drinks. We called up a few friends to meet us and now the story begins...

As some of you may know, once you have a child your time is no longer yours. When the opportunity arises to go out you go all out. Catdoggg firmly believes this. Why not? Party while you can.

We go down to the local watering hole. Trust me, it's no special place. Kiki unfortunately you'll be drinking there at some point. So Catdoggg was feeling it a bit. If you've never drank with her and she's in full drinking mode then you're in for a surprise when you do.

She likes to throw ice. And I must say she is a true marksman with the cube. Not only can she find the one crack in your clothing that it will go down, but she can do it from 10 feet away or more. Breast-a-licious can vouch for this. We have both gone home very cold. If there was an Olympic Sport for ice throwing, Catdoggg would bring home the gold.

Stolli Blueberry was the vice that night. We drank them fast and furious. I proceeded to have 90% of all the ice in her 5 drinks down my pants and in my crack. By the end of the night I was numb down below and it looked like I peed my pants. Now you know you ain't cool unless you pee your pants!!!

Between keeping me cool. Catdoggg proclaimed many times how big Baby Anthony's weapon is. Now I will admit he's got the goods and he will make some lucky girl very happy someday, but it was rather funny hearing his mom talk about it.

"Hear Ye, Hear Ye, Lend me your ears, Baby Anthony is HUGE!!!"

Now what happened next was amazing. I decided to tell a story earlier in the day about Catdoggg and how she mixed up her words. We're driving in my truck running some errands when she asks me, "How come all attorneys are lawyers?" For a split second I tried to answer the question until I realized what she said.

I thought it was rather funny so I decided to share the story. I proceeded to tell the story to our friends when she caught wind of what I was saying. I was to her right and she whips around to slap me with her right hand, when...

What happened next was incredible. In trying to hit me, an empty glass was in the way. Instead of knocking the drink over and sending it flying, over me of course.. She instead cleanly whacks the top off the glass. The glass never moved. Nothing ever fell. Liquid never dropped. She completely Miyagied the top of the glass right off. It was something that could never be planned or duplicated. Silent Steve who was there made a valid point.


"Martial Artists have been studying their crafts for years, even decades and they could never do that."

Jesus! I'm with the next Karate Kid over here.

I do have evidence of the glass, but stupid blogger sucks the big one now. I'll post it when I can.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

BLAH!!!!!!!!!

I got nothing more to say then that Blogger SUCKS!!!. I wouldn't mind so much if my pics didn't dominate my posts, but since they do....

GRRR!!! Fuckers!!! FIX YOUR SHIT!!!

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Annoying

Ok, how annoying is it that blogger has something wrong with them and I CAN'T UPLOAD ANY PICTURES?!?!?!?!

Evidently for 5 days now there has been and issue with them and they claim they are trying to fix it.

Don't they know I am not creative enough to write a story without a picture?

I guess I shouldn't be complaining. I guess some bloggers have had their sites jumbled and even more have had all their pictures that have been posted already turned into giant red X's.

Fun.

If I wasn't so damn lazy I'd start a new blog on a different site.

I don't know what to say. Some know that Little Anthony had his christening this past Sunday. So....

What do you call a Mexican Baptism???

Bean Dip...

Saturday, June 03, 2006

I'm Soooooooo Lazy!!!

Yea, I was going to tell you how busy this week was for me...

I was going to tell you that with the Baptism this weekend and the party I had no time...

I was gonna tell you my computer broke...

I was gonna tell ya that, but in the end I was just too lazy to write. It happens every once in a while. This is probably why I will never be a top blogger. I'll have to live my blogger life vicariously from my friend from down under.

I have been thinking about this and it's made me wonder.

Recently every time I see a picture or a video of little kids I see them eating the sides of tables. I understand that they are teething and the table is convenient since some can be the same height, but it made me wonder how unsanitary it could be. Let alone if they decide to put their lips on something else.

So here I am thinking what I wouldn't want to put my lips on and try to eat if I was a little boy...

a) A stripper stage or pole...

b) Pete Doherty and unfortunately Kate Moss because of where her lips have been on him...

c) The toilet seat after my roommate has been on it...

d) Catherine's kitchen counter... (Blame her Dad!!!)

e) Rosie O'Donnell eeeeeeeeeew

The list will grow along the way, but these were the first things that popped into my head. Please feel free to share yours, cause I know you will...

I just saw Erika Eleniak's boobs on the tube from "Under Siege" Maybe I should do a list of things I would, but can't put my mouth on...

"I'm just a cook."