Saturday, June 03, 2006

I'm Soooooooo Lazy!!!

Yea, I was going to tell you how busy this week was for me...

I was going to tell you that with the Baptism this weekend and the party I had no time...

I was gonna tell you my computer broke...

I was gonna tell ya that, but in the end I was just too lazy to write. It happens every once in a while. This is probably why I will never be a top blogger. I'll have to live my blogger life vicariously from my friend from down under.

I have been thinking about this and it's made me wonder.

Recently every time I see a picture or a video of little kids I see them eating the sides of tables. I understand that they are teething and the table is convenient since some can be the same height, but it made me wonder how unsanitary it could be. Let alone if they decide to put their lips on something else.

So here I am thinking what I wouldn't want to put my lips on and try to eat if I was a little boy...

a) A stripper stage or pole...

b) Pete Doherty and unfortunately Kate Moss because of where her lips have been on him...

c) The toilet seat after my roommate has been on it...

d) Catherine's kitchen counter... (Blame her Dad!!!)

e) Rosie O'Donnell eeeeeeeeeew

The list will grow along the way, but these were the first things that popped into my head. Please feel free to share yours, cause I know you will...

I just saw Erika Eleniak's boobs on the tube from "Under Siege" Maybe I should do a list of things I would, but can't put my mouth on...

"I'm just a cook."

2 comments:

Liz said...

Ok well I certainly have some ideas, but will compile a list before posting, but I suggest you ask Craig, he's more anal than mom. Case in point: Last week in NH we were at a Dunkin's and I dropped a penny on the ground. Now anyone who knows me knows how cheap I am, so I (like Dad would) immediately bent over to pick it up. And he started giving me this speech about how many germs are on the floor and were now on my penny, need I say more??

kiki said...

f) my feet