Monday, February 06, 2006

Geez, I'm Sorry...

I know I have been slacking big time lately, but I have many solid reasons behind my lack of updates.

First and foremost, BABYDOG.

Noooo! Babydog is still in mamma's womb, but trying to get everything prepared and set up in time can be exhausting. Especially when Catdoggg likes to put things off to the last minute. I like to be prepared, she likes to wing it. I believe a combination of both works best.

I've been having way too much fun looking and buying baby toys, gadgets, bedding, fixing up Babydog's room, etc, etc, etc...

How freaking cool is BABIES "R" US? When I first walked in there, I said to myself, "Why haven't I been here earlier?" I see all these teeny tiny baby toys and clothes and it's soooo exciting. I'm running around, grabbing toys, holding up clothes, playing with and probably breaking everything I can get my hands on. It's a blast, but then like any gooood drug, I crash. Oh my God!!! I'm gonna have a baby. I'm gonna be a father. I turned to Catdoggg and I believe my exact words were, "I don't wanna have a baby." Then the drug dealer came back and I found the bestest, coolest, lightest Babydog tool ever. The bomb diggity of my own savage amusement. The CADILLAC of strollers. The Peg Perego Pliko P3 Mint and I was hooked again. CHECK ME OUT! Fatherhood, here I come!!!

When I told my sister this story, she made me laugh because I didn't realize how I sounded. She asked if I realized how excited I was about a stroller... A stroller. Coming from the guy who likes his beer, pizza, maxim magazine. I watch UFC, I laugh hysterically at figure skaters who fall, gotta have my internet porn, XBOX, Baseball, Football, Hockey, anything involving a ball and contact and here I am getting a hardon for a baby stroller. Too funny....

I love TOYS "R" US just as much if not a little more. There are a few that are going out of business up here, so Catdoggg did some checking and we went to one in the not so safe part of town. Let me just tell you that the only way I can describe it is that it reminded me of what the stores looked liked after Katrina blew through. Awful, just awful... I felt like the last homeless guy in line at the buffet.

Somehow I just managed to offend a huge section of America. OOPS. Good thing I'm not running for office. At least I know my limitations Reilly. :)

Anyway, if you don't know me, anyone can tell ya that I'm a big child. Peter Pan syndrome. I think Babydog and I will have plenty things in common. Finally!!! Someone I can relate to...

Catdoggg is doing great. Her belly has actually gotten a little bit bigger. I have updated photos coming for you.

I've taken a newborn essentials class and have taken the tour of the hospital. I have to tell you about this later. Lets just say I will be the absolute worst at swaddling Babydog.

I have New Years Pics... Videos too, but I still can't figure out how to post them on my blog.

There has been tons of stuff. New gym membership as well. I gave Catdoggg's mom's dog a Mohawk, tore up Catdoggg's basement but let me tell you the one and only reason it has been so hard for me to update my blog. Two words for ya..


ELECTRIC BLANKET!!!




And that is yet another story....

4 comments:

Carrie said...

Thank God you did an update!! By the way...NO NEW YEARS PHOTOS!!! HA HA!!! or video....

I can't wait for the baby!!!

kiki said...

i can't wait for the baby either

although it has to wait for me

this might sound a little uncouth, but is there a gift registry or anything
i want to get something, but i figure you would already have most things...

ThePapaDog said...

Hey Kiki... The gift registry is another story itself. One in which you'd be better off talking to Catdoggg about. Baydog will need a case of beer, a playboy, and a fat cigar. Oh wait, that's me....

kiki said...

case of beer: Check!
playboy: Check!
numerous cigars: Check!

see you in july...