What Do You Get Someone, When You've Already Given Them The Ultimate Gift?

Hey everyone! Look up. It's the new and improved Babydog. Growing bigger and badder by the hour.

Let me just say to some of you out there.... If you want to know the gender of Babydog, then put together a Babydog Ultrasound Money Fund. That way, when there is enough money to afford another ultrasound. You guys can flip the bill to find out the gender of Babydog.... Or just pool all of your money together to purchase this, BUY ME PLEASE Then we can all be happy.... :)

I have never dated anyone whose birthday falls in the same month as Christmas. What am I suppose to do? Catdoggg's B-Day is right around the corner, with Christmas not too far behind. On top of that Babydog should be making his/her arrival in March. Oh, isn't Valentine's Day in there as well?

Back to the original problem. WHAT THE HECK DO I DO? It would be one thing if I knew what to get her. I know what she really wants for Christmas, but I'm getting no help on her birthday. All I get is, "Nothing, I don't want anything." Now guys, you know as much as I do that if I get her NOTHING, I'm a dead man. This is part of that secret women code thing that us guys will never figure out. *WARNING* Sometimes we are actually dumb enough to do what ya tell us. Then when you get nothing and get mad at us, our only excuse is, "That's what you said you wanted." I know, what a novel idea? Listen to the woman, but listen to what? You want us to listen to you and read your minds and predict the future and figure out why you feel the way you do, when you do, and all because a leaf fell 2 thousand miles away causing a tremor only felt in the feet of pregnant blonde haired women living in West Roxbury.....

So, if anybody out there has any ideas..... Please send them along. I have a few, but my gut instinct tells me that their very wrong. It would be so much easier if I could pick Catdoggg up, put her in the car, drive her to a destination of her choice and have her point to her present. It really shouldn't be this hard.

I guess what I am worried about, is that nothing I get can truly show her how much I love her. I guess maybe I feel nothing I get is worthy enough. That everything pales in comparison to her. Oh, who am I bullshitting? I'm freaking scared she'll choke slam me again..... HELP!!!!!

p.s. I actually meant the first parts baby.... :)