Thursday, May 24, 2007

Fly on the Wall

As a responsible parent you have to protect your children. Especially a 14 month old boy who runs like a bat out of hell and gets into everything. He's even figured out how to open most doors now.

Regardless, when your not pulling things out of his mouth and making sure he doesn't run into a bus(because he likes them) you have to have some extra eyes.

Usually I do. If I need to run a chore I can because we are lucky enough to have Catdoggg's mum to help. Sometimes though I'm on my own and I really don't mind. Unless of course I have to go to the bathroom.

Unlike some of you females out there who seem to poo in less than a minute...As a guy it takes me longer. Christ! It takes me a few minutes just to wipe my ass. How the heck can you ladies do it so fast???

Anyway, I had to go poo and I don't have the luxury of wearing diapers like my son. So I put him into his room and closed the door. He's pretty safe in there as long as he's not left unattended for too long. Plus the bathroom is all of ten feet away. I can always run in there with my pants down if I had too. God! That sounded really bad...

Ok, so I put him into his room and tended to my business. I hear him playing and everything is fine. I finish up and I open the door to his room and this is what I saw...




He took out all of his clothes in all of the middle draws! There was stuff there I haven't seen in forever. He was so happy and having so much fun when I walked in. He would take them out and then throw them back in only to throw them back out again.





Of course I had to try to clean up his mess with him continually throwing his clothes around. I started folding what I could and placed them to my right. He caught wind of it and would come over and try to destroy my piles. 20 minutes it took me to put away all of his stuff. Even when I had finished putting most of his stuff away, he would come and open the draw and try to continue his house cleaning. Funny, funny boy!

He was so cute I wasn't angry at all. I love this next pic. He is having so much fun...



Earlier this morning he had refused to get dressed. For some reason he wanted no part of it. Maybe this was him making his statement against wearing clothes...

A few more pics of his controlled chaos,















10 comments:

Editorgirl said...

My nephew is a little genius! And from the number of clothes he has -he's a lot like his auntie! Love him!!!!

Editorgirl said...

One question though ... what's so important in his left hand that he never puts it down throughout this entire cleanout? I can't make it out.

furiousBall said...

Typical Red Sox fan...is he still ticked about Damon signing with the Yanks?

Anonymous said...

Very cute! Lucky for you he wasn't in his room imitating his daddy pooping!

ThePapaDog said...

Editorgirl- I believe its a candle holder. He usually grabs somethig during the day and never lets go. Bottle, crayons, diaphragms. You know, normal stuff...

Nikki- I had to delete your comment. I am thepapadog and he is the babydog. the fourth.

Furious- He had a Damon jersey when he was younger. Gift. I ended up putting masking tape over the A and made an E. Demon!

Anon-Trust me, he already knows how to imitate daddy's poo.

Editorgirl said...

He's too funny! I can't wait to see him on Monday!

Diesel said...

You shouldn't put up with that stuff. I'd burn all of his clothes and make him go naked until he can buy his own.

The Boob Lady said...

LOL Diesel!

Great post Papa.. Love the pics!

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